Looking to Preorder NEW Thing?
Hi There! 👋
So you want the NEW thing for sure right on release day. Here’s how it works:
Fill out the form below ✏️
Wait for a reply confirmation email confirming your Preorder
Google “Does The Sun ☀️ Have Tornados 🌪️?“ to kill some time.
Email confirmation arrives and either:
“Congrats You’ll Get The Thing!” 😄
“Sadness 😭 We’re All Booked Up” but you’ll be added automatically to the cancellation/restock list.
That’s all there is to it! If you have questions check out our FAQ below or send us a question by carrier pigeon.
Common Questions
When Do I Pay?
All Preorders are paid for only when you pickup your thing
When Can I Preorder?
We take Preorders once we receive our final allocation from our Vendors. It varies product to product but typically the latest we know is two weeks before release.
How Will I Know When Preorders are Up?
Currently we will post it on our Socials and in the FUTURE (space noises) text alerts.
What If I’m a Clever Sort and Submit a Preorder Before They Go Up?
Then you’ll get a nice little message informing you the Preorder window is closed and to wait for it to open.
What If I Can’t Pick Up My Thing on Release Day?
We do up to a 3 day hold
If I Pay More Can I Have Thing?
No. Preorders are done in order received.
If I Pay More Can I Have Someone Else's Thing?
Most certainly not.
Pay Double?
Eww gross, no preorders for you.